What do you call a donkey with one leg? 
 
 A wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye? 
 
 A winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg and one eye? 
 
 A dinky winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye and makin' 
 love? 
 
 A bonky dinky winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love while farting? 
 
 A stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love, farting and wearing blue suede shoes? 
 
 A honky tonky stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes and playing piano? 
 
 A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky dinky winky wonky donkey. 
 
What do you call a miniature donkey with one leg, one eye, makin'
love, farting, wearing blue suede shoes, playing piano and driving a bus? 
 
 F**kin' talented!